You've burned me

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

sheisahopelessromantic:

marrymyface:

bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay

bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight

both are assumed to secretly like men

see what i’m getting at?

 #men in society: forever believing that the world revolves around their dicks #talk about egocentricism

Don’t forget that gay men are gay because they lacked a “strong male figure”. And lesbians either haven’t found the right man or are gay because of a guy.

2 hours ago with 72,301 notes

fricktier:

fricktier:

tag you’re nsfw

2 hours ago with 26,793 notes

poopflow:

Roses are red

Violets are blue

2 hours ago with 104,089 notes

meladoodle:

*prosecuting lawyer voice* i have only one question for the defendant… ‘guiltypersonsayswhat?’
“what?” 
haha owned you’re going to jail

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And now I’m horny.
This sucks.

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